Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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