it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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