nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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