I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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