So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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