You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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