There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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go home
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize