I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
he told me I talked like a deaf person
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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