i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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