I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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