I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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