I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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