In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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