thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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