Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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