Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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