What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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