sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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