come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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