the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
you win again, gameday.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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