your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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