I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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