so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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