I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
