I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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