Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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