you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
