But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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