This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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