Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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