Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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