hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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