I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
