i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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