And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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