Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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