Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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