Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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