marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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