Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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