Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
