Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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