it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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