i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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