Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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