Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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