Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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