hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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