but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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