love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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