Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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