I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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